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My trees are taking a nap.

Sunday, October 23rd, 2011

Well, my trees have decided to settle down for the winter. But, of course, they’ll dump their gorgeous plumes all over my yard before they say adios. I wish they’d invent hair-nets for trees! (more…)

Delightmare on YouTube

Wednesday, April 27th, 2011

Hey, everybody! Back by popular demand (yep…) Check out the Recreation Maintenance (Chap. 5) on YouTube!

Neighborhood Posturing.

Saturday, April 16th, 2011

Lets form a committee to study the effects of butterfly poop. Or, maybe our village should allow senior citizen nudist pinochle. What matters is that our neighborhood outmaneuver other neighborhoods by being seen as the leader in building a communal love-sandwich. RIGHT? (more…)

My House has Wrinkles.

Monday, November 8th, 2010

I’m starting to look like my house. They say, “We are what we eat.”, or that people look like their pets. I’m ready to take it one step further…


Nature’s Dandruff

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

I went outside today (that was my first mistake), and it was obvious that summer’s over. Everywhere I looked was covered in earthly decay. There were cones and more cones, leaves and more leaves. There were twigs and needles, and enough naked trees to make an arborist blush.

House Pimples

Tuesday, September 14th, 2010

Wow. Do you ever go to some body’s house and feel alarmed at the lack of care, and poor condition it’s in?

I mean, you’re walking up to the front door and you glance at the yard and think, “EEK. Look at those dandelions! They’re the size of a Volkswagen!”